slydigger:

listen there’s no time to explain but I need you to date me

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

levindis:

realizationsofafangirl:

levindis:

realizationsofafangirl:

So if it isn’t you…

It’s probably me.

Noted. And by the way, you’re almost out of milk.

THAT WASN’T FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE

royalteens:

are you a magician because abracadayum

helioscentrifuge:

aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

laugh-addict: